Monday, December 28, 2009

What Margaret Atwood Gave Me For Christmas

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With all of my fall term exams graded, I finally have some time to reflect on 2009. Nothing really happened. I taught a bunch of kids to rea...
Sunday, December 27, 2009

Lou Paget Teaches Giller Nominees To Suck Cock

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Lou Paget , the Calgary-born sex instructor, was in Toronto last month. I caught her coming out of a Second Cup, and stopped to ask her if i...
Friday, September 25, 2009

Margaret Atwood's Labia Compared To Corned Beef

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Another academic year starts; Margaret Atwood's promo. events start to bleed through the provinces. So it must be fall. I don't know...
Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Alice Munro Out Of Giller Running, But Still Wants Those Pizza Pizza Coupons

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The Star ran a story re: Alice Munro's hand-slap of the '09 Giller nominations. Alice wants to step aside, let other writers have a ...
Sunday, August 9, 2009

Camilla Gibb Plays Softball At Battery Park

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With nothing else to do yesterday--no reading, no shopping--I went to watch Camilla Gibb play softball. She plays on a team called the Raide...
Saturday, August 8, 2009

Things That I Found In Margaret Atwood's Garbage

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Back from a six-month trip to Africa, I decided to take a stroll around the Atwoodian neighbourhood at the foot of Yonge and Davisville. It ...
Sunday, January 25, 2009

McGuinty To York's Bargaining Team: "They Couldn't Get Me Free Delivery Of The Sunday Times."

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With the Liberals set to legislate CUPE 3903 back to work, the process of evaluating this strike can begin. What did it accomplish? Well, th...