Thesmokinggun.com has released a list of potential Woody Allen projects being considered for '09 production. The list was found by a chambermaid in the Mallorcan hotel where Allen was staying during a recent Spanish swing. It's clearly raw, but there are a few interesting ideas here:
10: A man returns from work to find that his wife's invited the postman to live with them.
9: Public bathrooms I have used.
8: A single guy tries to buy a car, but is rebuffed by female salesmen.
7: Two environmentally friendly friends (a man and a woman) decide to live a zero-emissions life. (Like veganism for environmentalists. We follow them as they are constantly thwarted by a Royal typewriter.)
6: An abstract-expressionist cosmetic surgeon.
5: We attend a meeting of the ex-girlfriends of dental students.
4: Uncovering the lies and errors in fact heard at a recent lunch with my grandfather, who is dead.
3: A Jew takes over a cemetery in Jackson, Mississippi; tries to increase business, attract visitors, children.
2: A doctor preps a comatose patient for a Senate bid.
1: How to park at shul (during the High Holy/Holidays).
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